great_quotes:
We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are. Adelle Davis
"Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn’t stop to enjoy it." William Feather
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views...which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public. Vilhjalmur Stefansson (1879 - 1962)
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Walter Bagehot (1826 - 1877)
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." ~Dave Barry
Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys. ~From the television show King of Queens (may not be exact wording), spoken by the character Doug Heffernan
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. ~Scott Adams
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. ~Jeff Pesis
I just wish my mouth had a backspace key. ~Author Unknown
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't. ~Author Unknown
Unix is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity. ~Dennis Ritchie
Home is where you hang your @. ~Author Unknown
Unix never says "please." ~Rob Pike
The Unix philosophy basically involves giving you just enough rope to hang yourself. And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure. ~Author Unknown
Computers must be female. No one but the creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. ~Author Unknown
